Friday, June 13, 2008

The honeymoon is over..

I think… I hope. I think I hope against all hopes, but… this morning Liz said, “I think Dora (the explorer) is blind.”
“Why?” I asked.
“Because she can’t see anything she is looking for. And she can’t hear very good.”

My heart swelled with pride that my daughter, my beautiful sweet smart daughter, might finally be over the sickening infatuation with Dora.

Personally I could never stand her. Her head is too big, and she never changes her clothes. Plus, where are her parents all the time? How is it that she can go all the way to muddy mountain with Boots (the creepy monkey), and her parents aren’t around? It just ain’t right.

Monday, June 2, 2008

i have figured it all out...

all i have to do, to do all i want and need to do, is NEVER SLEEP. that is what i learned. now the question is.... is it really plausible. i think, no. oh well...