bent & wiggly

There should be a law of the universe that states: If you have to fall asleep next to a little that is scared of the dark you shouldn't have to wake up to change sheets in the middle of the night. If you MUST change sheets in the middle of the night then you shouldn't have to wake up at six in the morning to let the dog out. If you MUST let the dog out at six in the morning then You shouldn't have to have your leg barfed on. If your leg DOES get barfed on then you shouldn't have to change a baby who's just crapped all up his back. If for any reason all of these things have been taken care of by you then You should recieve one million dollars, because you just won the parent lottery! Btw now that I have finished with the baby the dog wants out again... I guess this lottery has a multiplier...